corrupt a wish

Wish granted but it only has a 10 min battery life.

I wish for a fuzzy pillow.

xYuuki wrote: Wish Granted.
But your pillow was too fuzzy, it made you sneeze a lot. (lol lame)

I wish I could have a faster computer.

Wish granted but the additional wheels and engine make it difficult to keep it in any one given area.

I wish people would stop asking me questions.

Wish granted, but then you see horrible things that can't be unseen.

I wish for good weather today.

Wish granted, but the money comes from a stalker and then one day, he attacks you.

I wish I owned a jet

Wish granted, but you'll get lost in time and space.
Wish i could stop the time.

Wish granted, but the same tree that grew money had a poisonous seed that killed everyone in a radius of 2KM
I wish i could complete every project i had to on time and still have time left

wish granted but the emoticons look badddlyy drawn so yea


I wish I get good at dancing ._.

Wish granted, but the first time you try to dance you trip and brake your neck. (You die.)

I wish school was intresting. (Or atleast let you draw.)

Wish granted, the school gets interesting, but doesn't teach you anything in return, so you faill all your exams, eventually get kicked out of school and are thus unable to even get a job. You end up living on the streets and you die once winter comes.

I wish my cooking would improve...

I wish I had super powers

Ok, since mangalover didnt reply to black rabit i will corrupt bothe of your wishes.
You cooking improved, but not your knife skills. You cut your right hand with a knife and die from bleeding
You get super powers and so does an other person i nthe world. You fight each other and bothe die after a HUGE ASS GETSUGA-TENSHOU-GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL- X X BURNER- HADOUKEN- SHURIKEN RASENGAN combo.
I wish that the capitalistic system would fall

Wish granted, but it gets replaced with an even worse system, which you obviously fight, what results in you getting captured, tortured for information and killed.

I wish someone would do all my work so i wouldn't have to do anything.

wish granted and lol4never gets revived to do all your work, however he/she plans to get back to you for killing him/her(?) when you have corrupted his/her wish.

I wish I win the highest prize in the lottery! x3

You do, but when you get the money you are so happy that dont pay attention on the street, so a car runs over you and a homeless dog-himera

I wish i could die but still act as i was alive without turning into a zombie.

wish granted, however in the future, long lasting means only 3 seconds.

i wish the next person's wish does not get corrupted thus violating the initial rule on this corrupt a wish thingy thread. lol