corrupt a wish

wish granted, I gave you a wish in a bottle labelled "incorruptible"
But, there was a mix up and the real label is under it. It's actually a "corrupted" wish already.

I wish for huge chocolate bar.

Wish granted but there are dead spiders are in it.

I wish our projects wouldn't get stolen.

Wish granted but suddenly they all get licensed.

I wish DVDs would cost less :/

Wish granted, but the shops became bankrupt, so the price sky rocketed afterwards.

I wish for more tress on this Earth.

I'm going to guess you meant 'trees'.

Wish granted but it's a kind of tree that only grows non-symbiotically on top of people's heads.

I wish for another ice age.

Wish granted, but right after, a heat wave hits the entire world and everything melts. Peace is restored.

I wish for more manga of my taste to read.

Wish granted, but not before you are inexplicably overcome by an insatiable appetite for erotic pokemon doujin.

I wish to have my cake and eat it too.

You get your cake and you eat it, and man it's delicious, but 4 hours later you start feeling sick because of some sort of food poisoning and get hospitalized; a month later they name a disease after you and you're never able to eat cake again.

I wish to see a ghost

Wish granted, but you're now cursed and that ghost possesses your body.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but once scientists find out you can fly they capture you and close you in a facility where you spend the rest of your life as a test subject.

I wish to be a rockstar.

Wish granted,,but when u doing a concert theres's no one want to see you singing..

i wish i could see my dad..

Wish granted, but only you can see him.

I wish for pink clouds.

wish granted, but you turn colorblind so you can't see their color

I wish for a box of chocolates.

wish granted, but the chocolate already expired and u can't eat that..

i wish i could watch ft island concert XD

wish granted, you get to watch it, but it's on your phone and the footage is really bad.

I wish for a new pair of sunglasses

Wish granted, but they will broke after pay because they are fake.

I wish to draw manga

Wish granted but your hand is soon sprained.

I wish for school to be shorter.

wish granted,,but u'll be bored and u can't met with ur friend again..
i wish i could go to Hateruma Island..

I wish, there was more time in the day, TO DO IT ALL.
Or
Wish to complete all the things you wish you had time for to do, but never do when you have the time to do them in.
Or
Wish for the knowledge behind the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle.
Or
Have a meal next to two of my personal idols Red Skeleton and Tim Conway. I'd be rolling in them there isles.

Wish granted, but all that will happen in other life.

Btw, you didn't granted ai_kaze69 wish, that's not nice

I wish a had more time to sleep, like 12 hour a day, everyday

wish granted, but each hour is now 30 mins instead of 60.

I wish for some lemonade right now.

I am sorry. I did not read the begining. So I will correct the error of my ways and redeem myself..

ai_kaze69 wrote:wish granted,,but u'll be bored and u can't met with ur friend again..
i wish i could go to Hateruma Island..

Wish granted. However, I am a wish granter in training so most of my wish granting has limited lifespand and never goes the way they are suppose to. So you'll get to your island, but only to be the only one there with only coconuts to ever eat. Oh, and you'll loose all of your 5 senses while on the island.

Kuruka wrote:wish granted, but each hour is now 30 mins instead of 60.

I wish for some lemonade right now.

Wish granted, but the lemonade will be of a different rare random flavor, so instead of raspberry or pink lemonade, it will be something like trout flavored or liverwurst.

I wish I was not so long winded.

wish granted but u'll become like that after 3 years..
i wish i get a new computer..